New England roadtrip 2026 centered around Phish…duh

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Fair warning: this is basically a compilation of my Geocaching logs from the trip,
stitched together into one unnecessarily long travel journal. It is probably not interesting to anyone
who wasn’t there, and there is a very real possibility it wasn’t even interesting to some of the people
who were. Proceed accordingly. There are a lot of graveyards, frisbees, imaginary accomplishments,
and little plastic containers ahead.

New England Road Trip · 17 Days

There Are No Wrong Turns When There Is No Destination

Seventeen Days Wandering New England

I can’t believe I get to write my favorite sentence ever once again: I’ve packed up my campervan, Pervvie, and set off on the road with no particularly good reason to come home anytime soon.

The ultimate goal this time was to tour New England, starting with catching my favorite rock ’n’ roll band one last time at Madison Square Garden for the summer and then again at Fenway Park in Boston. Outside of that, my targets would be exceptional geocaches to plan a road trip around, frisbee courses worth throwing plastic at, beautiful places I didn’t know existed, and whatever else happened to get in the way.

Unfortunately, I recently found out that county collecting is a thing. Apparently, after all these years of Geocaching, I needed another completely meaningless set of imaginary boxes to check. So that was really gonna stutter my driving pattern for sure.

I started from home in Rising Sun, Maryland, and took a path straight up the back roads through Pennsylvania to avoid every bridge, tunnel, highway, and city I might encounter.

There are no wrong turns when there is no destination.

Day 1

I started with the sun and headed north for my adventure. The goal was to get north of New York City today by following counties I hadn’t visited for Geocaching and also chasing the Cache Odyssey through Pennsylvania. That Captain of Math sure does make some great projects!

I chased some beautiful scenic views along the way, and the drive through the countryside and mountains of Pennsylvania made me feel almost like I owned this world. Back roads, mountains, little towns, hidden treasures, and nowhere I particularly needed to be until later. This is exactly how I like to travel.

The day was a complete success. I got myself parked at the Croton-on-Hudson train station with enough time to hop on a train and get myself into New York City for tonight’s rock and/or roll concert

Once again, my favorite band continues to get better and begs me to continue traveling around the country to see them. I happily obey.

After the show, I safely escaped the city and made it back to my van for a few hours of sleep before continuing my tour into New England.

Day 2

I started early with a nice breakfast in Croton-on-Hudson. Today was gonna be about zigzagging and collecting some geocache counties and cache types for states. My collector mentality continues to try to make sure I have every type of everything everywhere possible in Geocaching. It’s a sickness, but at least it gets me outside.

This afternoon would be the highlight of my day: playing frisbees at Rhode Island’s number one course. That would check another list, and I’d be down to only needing to play frisbees in two states to collect all of those.

At one point I popped off the highway to collect a new county and noticed a collection of highly favorited gadget caches nearby. I took a stab at all of them and had success on one out of three that I tried.

.333 are still Hall of Fame numbers in some people’s eyes.

And for some reason, whenever I travel now, I feel obligated to check out the Cache Odyssey. It really is a great new trail to travel this country by. If you would’ve told me as a kid that I would visit this many libraries as an adult, I would’ve laughed in your face.

The rain came off and on throughout the day, but thankfully it usually happened while I was driving. My outside time was a light drizzle at most. Sometimes the universe knows I have stupid things to look for in the woods.

Day 3

I started the day waking up in Rhode Island and had a delicious breakfast very nearby. During breakfast, I noticed a couple of interesting hides right next to me in Lincoln Woods State Park.

An early morning hike led me through some of the most interesting landscape and geography that I’d seen in a while. What a beautiful place. I’m so glad I visited here completely by accident. That sentence could probably be used as the slogan for most of my travels.

The only Geocaching goals today were to add a few nearby counties to my list and grab cache types for states where I didn’t already have them. The main objective was to get myself to Fenway Park and check into a hotel so I could shake my bones until they rattled out of my body.

I succeeded in all my missions extremely efficiently.

I ended up in the city, free of my van and free of worries for the next three days, by 2 PM. At some point, I was sure I would do a walking tour of Boston for all the awesome geocaches here. That is my MO when I visit a city.

I don’t like cities.

But I love what they have to offer.

Once I’m there, I wander aimlessly, guided by the silliest of treasure hunts.

Day 4

Today was the day I got up early and wandered the city of Boston until my feet fell off.

Even after last night’s big dance party, I found the energy to put in over 11 miles around Boston. Reading facts, taking pictures, feeling around in weird places in front of a bunch of other tourists. The usual when I visit an unknown city.

I found myself walking a bunch of historical trails, visiting political buildings, churches, and graveyards. I sorted by the highest favorited geocaches around Boston and then circled that map. I found some extremely creative and unique hides, especially for being such an urban area

I saw all kinds of jaw-dropping things that happen every day in the city but not where I’m from. Open-air markets everywhere, Paul Revere screaming on every other corner, and 294 steps up and down

I think my favorite thing I accidentally ran into was a hardcore show/skateboard party taking place under a bridge. I hung around there a lot longer than I ever would’ve imagined. But I guess I was in a music kind of mood this weekend.

My first geocache was my primary one, the Cache Odyssey. I got there pretty early in the morning, definitely before any tourist activity. Nothing was open, and I fumbled around on the wrong side of a fence before I realized the other side was open as well

From there, I made it zigzagging all over the place to Bunker Hill, then back through downtown again and west along the river to Fenway… and then I did it all again in reverse.

I also discovered a WIG at the most inappropriate time of my walk. For the non-geocachers who somehow made the terrible decision to continue reading this, a WIG is a Wherigo, an interactive GPS-based geocache that makes you walk around following instructions from your phone. Because apparently simply hiding Tupperware in the woods was not complicated enough for us.

Tonight was the final night of getting to do my two-step inside Fenway to my favorite band. Summer tour ends for a while, but my New England outdoor adventure was only just beginning!

Day 5

My final morning in Boston before leaving town.

Once again, even after rattling my bones all night, this old man was up early and moving around Boston to collect a few more Geocaching highlights.

After that, it was time to pack up my house, leave The Verb Hotel and Fenway Park, and continue my road trip through New England. It had been short so far, but a complete success.

I left the city and headed to stay with some new friends on their farm in Ashby. On my drive there, I made time for a few Geocaching highlights. An accidental oldie. A few old virtuals.

Westward, I stopped at Allenwood for an amazing series of gadget caches. Thanks to my great pals Ben&Lorma for always making sure I know where the fun is

I made it to the farm just before dark and reacquainted myself with some great new friends. I got a tour of the property along with a history lesson dating back before man

Fascinating.

They kindly fed me and put me to bed, just like I was at home.

Day 6

I woke up at my friends’ house after a restful night, took myself to breakfast, and then went straight to the North Central Pathway for a series of some of the most amazing gadget caches I’ve ever laid eyes on!

And this is coming from a guy who lives down the street from WVTim.

After leaving the amazing gadget trail, I made my way to Greenfield, hometown of Penn Jillette, a man who’s been somewhat of a hero to me since I was a young boy. Even now, as an old dog, I still adore that man. So I definitely needed to make a stop through this town in my wanderings.

It would also add to my Geocaching counties list and provide quite an abundance of favorite points, because apparently even visiting the hometown of one of my heroes needs to be gamified

Using all the daylight available to me, I essentially made a giant circle from Ashby back to Ashby.

Once again, I camped at my friends’ farm, as they were kind—and ignorant—enough to continue hosting me. I warned them how quickly I stop being fun to be around.

Not being concerned about where I sleep at night while I travel is a wonderful peace of mind.

Tomorrow, a hike!

Day 7

I once again woke up at my friends’ house. Over the past week, I’d spent a lot of days with them. I don’t talk about much else besides Geocaching, especially when I’m on a road trip centered around it.

Finally, last night, he says to me, “Yeah, there’s one on the summit of the mountain nearby that is pretty old.”

What the heck!?

You not only know what it is, you’ve done it?

What an odd time to drop that in.

Anyway, that was my invitation to see what the heck Mt. Watatic was all about.

After I fed myself some protein, I set off on my day. My first stop was a nearby graveyard closest to their house, just down the hill. I saw a question mark there and was able to solve the puzzle and, thankfully, make the find.

From there, I made my way to the roadside parking and proceeded to walk straight up a gravel bed.

Before I knew it, I was at the summit of Mt. Watatic and pulled out my telephone.

There were two more geocaches up here, and one of them was even older than the one I came here for.

I do nothing my entire life but sit still, and I still somehow continuously fall ass-backwards into fortuitous luck.

I ended up doing the four-mile circle, grabbing all three up there. I took a great long break at the top, basking in the sun and the view before I made my way back down the gravel passage by tucking myself up like an armadillo and rolling to the bottom.

Nuclear radiation isn’t always bad for you.

After I was done there, I consulted my other Geocaching needs and saw that a letterbox had never been found on today’s date.

I rectified that.

Lastly—so I thought—for Geocaching, I made my way into Fitchburg again for lunch. Amazing fried chicken I found, and around the corner, a really old EarthCache. I’d driven through this town several times and grabbed a couple of meals here over my circling the last few days.

The rest of the afternoon I spent sitting lazy in the shade along the melodic, moving water in Willard Brook Park, waiting for the afternoon to get here and hopefully my buddy taking us to play frisbees.

And he did just that.

To Coggshall Park we went.

We played a great round of frisbees, and I found two accidental geocaches.

Well, I found them on purpose, but I didn’t realize more good fortune was in my cards.

Day 8

Essentially nothing Geocaching to report today.

The day was all about playing frisbees.

We played a round at Maple Hill and then another down the street at Meadowbrook Orchards. Private property, so no Geocaching while there. Just beautiful orchards everywhere.

My local guides were nice enough to drag me around to all the fun stuff. We had a great lunch, and I got some delicious fresh creamery ice cream after the round.

Our final round for the day finished within a couple miles of a Wherigo.

And wouldn’t you know that a Wherigo was the one geocache type I hadn’t found on this calendar date.

Until today.

Thanks for helping!

Even on a day with essentially nothing Geocaching to report, somehow I still managed to solve a completely imaginary problem that nobody outside of this hobby would understand.

Day 9

I left my friends’ farm this morning for the last time after spending several great days around Massachusetts, being a tourist, being shown around by great friends, and having the time of my life.

I was headed north to find some breakfast and along the way encountered one of my favorite detours: a graveyard.

I checked, and sure enough there was an almost 20-year-old geocache there.

It cost me five or six bee stings, and I thought I was leaving without it, but I got my name on the log.

A fair and reasonable exchange.

I headed north collecting Geocaching trinkets and fabulous memories.

Today’s highlights included a couple more Cache Odysseys and hopefully adding another county or two to my list. I also zigzagged for some puzzles, which led me to a nice walking challenge trail.

Not to mention all the scenic and beautiful mountain driving and back roads I took myself on.

I didn’t want to get a whole lot done today. I mostly needed to remind myself what it was like to be a motivated person on the road after spending three luxurious nights at my pal’s farm.

At the end of the day, I found more geocaches than I expected, a ton more favorite points, some oldies, and spent the evening in Gray, Maine.

What a life.

Day 10

I woke up in Gray, Maine.

I knew the first place I was going was the Bittersweet frisbee course. They had 36 holes that I was highly recommended to play.

I’m glad I did.

And it sure took the wind out of me.

After that, I did a big loop around lower and middle Maine, gathering counties that had geocaches in them that I had not found before.

My biggest mistake was deciding I needed to get a Wherigo in Maine. I had about a two-hour out-of-the-way round-trip.

That’s my fault for poorly planning, misremembering, and just being an all-around buffoon.

I was hoping to get to northern New Hampshire by sundown, but I messed up my timing and spent the night near the Whistle Stop Trail instead.

No wrong turns. No destination. Remember?

Sometimes I have to remind myself.

Day 11

I started my day at the Whistle Stop and proceeded to have a delicious breakfast sandwich on Main Street, right down the road from a really old virtual.

It felt like today was gonna be a wash with the rain, but I got lucky, and that was not the case.

My plan was to navigate across northern New England, out of Maine and through New Hampshire into Vermont today.

I mistimed the Vermont Odyssey and would have to kill a day waiting for another business day.

My trail westward gathered a bunch of new counties and a bunch of highly favorited geocaches, along with indescribable memories and joy and jaw-dropping pictures.

The abundance of old geocaches in this area I was driving through was mind-boggling.

Eventually I was racing a little bit against the clock because I knew I needed to get to the Vermont/Canada border before 4 PM.

WOW!

The things I would have no idea even existed if it were not for Geocaching.

Two countries at once?!

How does the rest of the world live and find out stuff?

This visit was not on my initial map when I left home. But when I realized I was gonna have more time to play with, I expanded my goals.

I was then forced to backtrack and zigzag to a different part of northern Vermont when I found out a friend from home had a hide up here.

45th parallel.

Hi, Mike!

I knew I couldn’t be within 30 minutes and not claim a find on that one. That meant traveling a course that my tread had already traversed, zigzagging from one county to another.

I got caught in a torrential rainstorm and decided to call it quits early for the evening.

Thankfully, one of my new counties provided a sensational roadside wayside picnic area that I called home for the evening.

I also realized I would be hitting a milestone on this road trip.

Whatever those numbers mean these days.

I know it looks cool in my web browser for a second.

What got me most excited was that the milestone was from a great local friend, Mike, 498 miles away!

Day 12

I woke up at the most perfect wayside that I had to myself all night.

No cell service. Just a glorious evening under the stars with the sound of a stream and a paperback book.

Quite a way to unwind after a beautiful day.

I wasn’t far from Smugglers Notch, and that was my main goal and priority for the day.

A lot of fun Geocaching and 36 holes of frisbee golf.

I drove through the Notch a couple times, just for kicks.

I woke up a lot closer to my destination than I anticipated, which was extremely helpful, so I had time to kill.

I didn’t want to be too far from Burlington because there was a library there I had to visit at 9 AM tomorrow.

Of course there was.

I made my way south a few miles, grabbed a couple of old virtuals, but mostly made my way to a pal’s house in Vermont.

Mr. and Mrs. LittleBlackDog invited me to stay with them at their home.

A safe place and a free fill-up on fresh water are not things I turn down.

I can’t believe the people I get to meet.

I am fairly certain I am here on Earth with the mission of meeting the greatest people you have to offer.

This was the second time on this road trip I was fortunate enough for a New England friend to slice me off a small piece of their heaven for the evening.

Day 13

Today I woke up in someone else’s heaven.

The amazing Mr. and Mrs. LittleBlackDog hosted me for the evening. I assumed I was just getting a safe driveway to sleep in.

Turns out they treated me to an indoor shower, hot dogs, and a view that I won’t soon forget.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I really wish everyone could meet the people I do.

Because the people I meet are the greatest.

My only main goal today was to be at the library near Burlington when they opened.

I was about 20 minutes late because I had to stop for a couple of geocaches along the route.

I could not pass up an opportunity to claim at least one hide from my gracious hosts.

Mission accomplished.

Also a mission unaccomplished.

Once at the library, everything went smooth. I thanked the librarian for hosting our silly, nonsensical treasure-hunting game.

Librarians usually always get a nice chuckle at that.

I had my mind set on spending some time at Lake Winnipesaukee, visiting the Funspot and maybe the drive-in. I know it’s summertime, but I was hoping midweek might be a little less congested.

I took all the back roads to get everywhere I went today.

Vermont is always beautiful, but for some reason, it felt extra beautiful today with this giant smile on my face.

A couple of high favorites and a couple of old geocaches are what plotted my path from Burlington to Laconia.

I pulled into all the pull-ins and looked over all the overlooks I passed driving through the national forest.

I made my way to Weirs Beach and spent several hours wandering around. I was waiting for the drive-in to open to make sure I had a home for the night.

It did.

And I did.

What a perfect evening wandering around a beautiful lake town with hidden treasures here and there.

Day 14

Woke up at the drive-in and started making my way west, stopping for breakfast at the Bebop.

Apparently, I’d been here before, ’cause there was a geocache next door that I found 12 years ago.

How inefficient of me.

My plan was to make a big circle out of parts of Vermont and Massachusetts to clean up some geocaches that I forgot on my way north.

Man, I did not plan very well this trip.

Throughout the day, I was able to collect a bunch of favorite points, a couple more counties, and some Geocaching hides that mean something.

And then I ended back in Ashby at my pal’s farm again for the night.

The highlight of my day was running into the CO at the rest area at the Vermont Welcome Center.

For the civilians, CO means Cache Owner.

I was minding my own business, searching for hidden things not very conspicuously, when I turned around and a gentleman was staring at me with a smile.

He knew.

I knew he knew.

And I loved every second of it.

Day 15

Unexpectedly, I woke up again at my pal’s house in Ashby.

Today was definitely gonna involve a lot of needless driving as I drove the length and width of Massachusetts again.

My first goal was to visit the tri-state marker all the way south. I had an amazing walk in the perfect weather, visiting such a unique spot on our Earth.

I only saw two or three other human beings out enjoying this world.

After that, back to town to try my luck at a magical phone booth.

No luck here for me.

I thought I had what I needed, but couldn’t get it.

Later confirmed I had what I needed and still no luck.

Oh well.

I then visited a geocache at a lake whose title took up my entire phone screen. I have never seen a word like that, and I worked in the petroleum business for 71 years.

Then back to Greenfield for me.

Again.

For another time.

This time I visited the Poet’s Seat, sadly to no Geocaching avail, but the view and time of day were perfect.

Lastly, I made my way to the Mt. Greylock area, where I spent a lovely evening listening to the rain dance on my metal house with wheels.

Day 16

I spent the night and half of the next day at Mount Greylock.

I didn’t get to the area until it was dark, but at sunrise I made my way up top, hiked the Adventure Lab loop, and chatted with every thru-hiker who would take the time.

I offered each of them a shower and a bag of gummy Nerds Clusters, ’cause that’s all I had of value at the moment to a thru-hiker.

I wish I had known I’d be here.

I’d have come better prepared with some trail magic.

I hung around Greylock and made at least a dozen new friends today. So many travelers wanting to talk about all kinds of interesting things.

I met one lady who started at Springer in April and was unfortunately coming off the trail at Greylock. She had some injuries she just couldn’t overcome.

She was in great spirits about it.

What a story she has.

After Greylock, it was time to consider going home.

That was still gonna take several days, but at least it was a destination in mind.

Uh-oh.

I’d take most of the same route back home that I took up, avoiding all the cities, bridges, and tunnels in the world.

I made my way through the Albany area, eventually ending in Bethel.

Along the way, I visited graveyards, like I always seem to do.

I found two of the greatest—probably my top two—graveyard hides today.

I also navigated by the highest favorite geocaches along my route. Those almost always make it worth the time.

I don’t go a day in my life without visiting a graveyard, it feels like, and I have found some interesting treasures in graveyards.

But today I found by far the most interesting one.

The level of love and joy and laughs that this expresses is immeasurable.

I can only imagine it from a personal side.

But as a traveling treasure-hunting tourist, it’s one of the most beautiful memories I’ve ever seen somebody keep.

There is something wonderfully strange about this hobby. I leave home looking for coordinates and plastic containers, and somehow I end up standing alone in a cemetery thinking about how much somebody I never met must have been loved.

Day 17

I woke up at a campground in Bethel.

I got there just after dark, and the plan was to rise and shine early to try the new frisbee course at Bethel Woods.

My buddy played it a couple weekends ago during a festival and said it was great.

I had already stopped here on my way north, but there is never a bad time to visit that holy site.

While I was there, I wandered all of the grounds again.

It was a heavy tourist day today, and I loved it!

Old hippies and tie-dyes everywhere.

My people.

From there, it was finally time to start making my way back home before today ended.

I took the opportunity to collect a few northern Pennsylvania counties that I would never be this close to by accident.

Of course, I visited a lot of graveyards and chased down any high favorites I saw.

Also a few random things to hopefully help me qualify for some challenges.

Because apparently after seventeen days of driving around New England in circles, I still needed to accomplish things that do not matter.

Lastly, I was reunited with my dogs and wife.

In no particular order.

Home

And just like that, I was home.

Seventeen days.

Maryland to Pennsylvania. New York. Rhode Island. Massachusetts. Maine. New Hampshire. Vermont. Back through Massachusetts and New York and Pennsylvania and eventually into my own driveway again.

There were rock ’n’ roll shows at Madison Square Garden and Fenway Park. There were frisbees thrown all over New England. Mountains climbed. Libraries visited. Borders straddled. Graveyards wandered. Old caches found. Gadget caches defeated—and a few that defeated me. Counties colored in on a map. Virtuals, EarthCaches, Wherigos, puzzles, Adventure Labs, Cache Odysseys, favorite points, milestones, and enough completely unnecessary zigzagging to make a cartographer cry.

I slept in parking lots, campgrounds, roadside waysides, drive-ins, and little pieces of heaven offered to me by friends.

I sat beside moving water with nowhere to be.

I listened to rain dance on the roof of my metal house with wheels.

I stood on mountains and talked to people walking much farther than I ever will.

I watched strangers light up when they discovered that there was a secret world hidden underneath the ordinary one they had been looking at their entire lives.

And, once again, the geocaches themselves somehow became the least important part of Geocaching.

They were just the breadcrumbs.

They got me to the mountain.

They got me to the graveyard.

They got me underneath the bridge.

They got me into the library.

They got me onto the back road instead of the highway.

They got me to stop at the overlook instead of driving past it.

They got me to places I would never have known existed and introduced me to people I would never have had a reason to meet.

How does the rest of the world live and find out stuff?

I simply have no idea why I get to live the life I do, but I will continue to do so until the rug gets pulled out from under me.

Thanks to everyone who helps make this life as amazing as it is. To the friends who gave me recommendations, meals, showers, water, driveways, beds, laughs, frisbee rounds, local knowledge, and pieces of their own heaven. To the cache owners who put ridiculous little treasures in ridiculous little places and unknowingly gave me a reason to turn left when every sensible person would have turned right.

And to every stranger who stopped long enough to become part of the story.

I’ve learned that my favorite GC TOTT is my mouth. I use it more than anything.

Hold this.

Open that.

I also love when I realize that most of us probably do the same things.

If you look at the hint before you look for a container, are you even Geocaching?

Cause half of what I say is lies, and it takes so much to keep up this disguise.

There are no wrong turns when there is no destination.

Until the next one.

Africa Again…I can’t believe it either

Pictures located HERE

Africa, Geocaching, Gorillas, and One Ridiculous Side Quest

Thirteen Years in the Making

Got to make it to see the mountain gorillas of Rwanda this time. Thirteen years in the making, and another highlight in an amazing life.

Warning: this is simply my geocaching log for our trip. It’s mostly dull and boring… unless you are me.

Or my wife.

Or my mother.

Hi Mom.

And if you are someone outside geocaching who somehow found your way here, welcome to the part of the internet where grown adults walk into the woods, stare at their phones, and get very excited about tiny containers hidden under rocks.

From Campervan to Duffel Bag

I’m used to traveling by packing up my campervan and letting it lead me wherever I need to be. But this time, travel involved throwing everything I own in a duffel bag and getting on a plane for 1,000 hours to Africa.

Wifey made a plan to revisit Africa this year after a trip we had 13 years ago went somewhat awry at the end. She was there for about 10 days before me, and then I flew into Johannesburg. From there, I went to Victoria Falls, where we met up for my amazing 2+ weeks in Africa.

That sentence makes it sound simpler than it felt. Campervan Jimmy understands snacks, gas stations, and pulling over whenever he wants. International Duffel Bag Jimmy has to understand passports, layovers, airplane sleep, and why every airport is designed like a psychological experiment.

Johannesburg: Wandering With Purpose

Travel could not have been smoother from one side of our planet to the other—or, as someone told me, from the left half of our Earth plate to the right half.

I spent the night at the Johannesburg airport and made some time wandering around for the virtual and the adventure lab nearby. I also found a traditional micro in the parking lot. The log there was in disrepair, so I left a fresh one behind. Hope that’s OK.

For non-geocachers, that means I was technically doing something wholesome and organized, even if from the outside it may have looked like a jet-lagged man inspecting airport landscaping with suspicious enthusiasm.

The next morning, it was off to Victoria Falls to see my wife for the first time in a couple of weeks.

Victoria Falls: Water… Falling

A couple of days at the Victoria Falls Lodge felt like living on our own island in Africa. We did sunrise and sunset boat rides each day, a trip to Victoria Falls, and a few game drives sprinkled in between—along with some of the most fantastic food and hospitality we’ve ever experienced.

The mist and falls made visibility pretty tough that day. But when there were views, they were amazing. We did the falls stroll, taking pictures and recording nonsensical info for my silly hobby.

The Victoria Falls walk was one of my favorite things so far. I can’t believe it’s only now, today, that the word “waterfall” is finally registering why that’s the word… it is water, falling. Duh.

Water. Falling. Somehow this had been hiding in plain sight my entire life.

This is why travel is important. Sometimes it expands your mind. Other times it helps you decode extremely obvious words.

The Real Trip Begins

We had some amazing guides and experiences, but the reality is that this was just a meetup spot for me and my wife on a different continent. Our real trip started now.

After an overnight in Nairobi, we were off to the Maasai Mara for a few more nights. Through our several trips to Africa over the years, we’ve never experienced kindness and hospitality like we do here. As a silly American tourist, I’m always super grateful for how welcome the rest of the world makes me feel.

That is something I never want to get used to.

Flat Tire in a Mud Puddle

One game drive, we got a flat tire in the middle of a mud puddle. That was a unique experience. It was all I could do not to get down there and help. It’s just a flat tire, after all—I don’t mind getting my hands dirty. But once again, I was reminded that that’s not how hospitality works.

There are moments to help, moments to step back, and moments to stand there pretending you’re useful.

I nailed that last one.

Explaining Geocaching in 30 Seconds

Our second day here, I got to do one of my favorite things: tell someone who’s never heard about geocaching all about it. And by “all about it,” I mean a 30-second briefing.

But I’ve seen this so many times before, and I witnessed it again. Once I use the words scavenger hunt, treasure hunt, and hide and seek, eyes get big.

Our guide pulled up to a tree that he was surprised I knew was even there, let alone what it was called. I then showed him my phone, which said “40 feet that way.” We walked over to the tree, and I removed something that had been there for over 10 years—and he had no idea.

The excitement! Followed by: “Where’s the next one?!”

So it seems like our guide is in, and we may have zigzagged around the Maasai Mara to find a few more geocaches.

That moment—when someone realizes there are hidden treasures in places they already know—is one of my favorite things about this silly hobby.

Almost Seeing a Kill

Another day, we witnessed the closest we’ve ever come to seeing a kill on safari so far. Three lions were stalking a herd. But unfortunately, the herd got tipped off—or fortunately for their families.

Bad for tourists. Great for the animals.

Hidden Treasures in the Mara Triangle

Another morning, we were out for five hours with the intention of showing us every animal imaginable, as well as looking for hidden treasures in the Mara Triangle. We were successful at one and unsuccessful at another.

But the joy of knowing that there were hidden treasures right inside his homeland made Stephen so happy that it made me even happier.

We were able to find one at the campsite and unable to find another, even though he offered to lend me his shovel to dig deeper below the mudhole at GZ. I told him that was not necessary, but I have a feeling he goes back without me.

Nairobi to Nakuru

After the safari in the Mara, it was back to Nairobi and then immediately on to Nakuru for an overnight. The drive from Nairobi to Nakuru was a ridgeline drive that I will never forget. A scenic beauty that is not replicated in many places.

The next day in Nakuru, we got an early start to visit the equator and the Rift Valley. The closer we got, and the more he understood what we were doing, the more Richard got excited—for me and for him. By the time we parted ways, he had the app downloaded on his phone and said he wanted to play hide and seek too. Another convert to our silly hobby, I hope.

Rift Valley: The Highlight

The Rift Valley was the geocaching highlight of this trip, and the day I asked my wife to let me carve out for my selfishness. I did not hitchhike here, like one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met, but I did make it on my own two feet.

Our guide, Richard, was unbelievably kind, patient, and accommodating. Having the assistance of a local had to have made the difference in whether I got here or not.

The funniest part about all of this was trying to explain to people why exactly I wanted to stand on this particular spot on Earth. I told my stupid story so many times that I don’t even understand it anymore.

The Equator Moment

We got to witness the water swirl test at the equator. While I’ve known about this my entire life, seeing the water spin in different directions—and stand still—all within 20 feet blew my mind.

It is one thing to know something.

It is another thing entirely to stand there and watch it happen.

The Side Quest

Once on the plantation property, a few people helped us get in touch with Raza. After a few minutes, they put me on the phone with him, and he told me we might not be able to get too close by car—but we were welcome, and he thanked us for visiting.

When wifey told me we were going back to Africa again—specifically Kenya—I begged for a day to throw in my own ridiculous side quest request: to stand at an arbitrary spot in the middle of private property on our planet.

Because she is the best, it has now happened.

The $10 Story

Side story about Richard: he was almost the subject of extortion by roadside police. They pulled him over, and he stood his ground. We had to sit there for about 20 minutes, but nobody got a bribe from him.

He was pissed and said when you’re not guilty, there’s nothing to be afraid of. Having only heard stories like this about police extortion in other countries, it was an exciting experience to live through firsthand.

The sentence, “You are traveling with 2 white people and don’t have $10 to make this go away?” will forever bounce around in my head with great laughter.

Rwanda: The Moment

After Kenya, it was on to Rwanda for the highlight of this trip. We tried this 13 years ago, but sadly it did not happen. This time, we got to visit and trek with the mountain gorillas. I also got to swing on vines with—and like—the silverbacks. Highlight.

The drive from Kigali up to the mountains was one of the most awe-inspiring scenic views I’ve ever seen. I never imagined that this is what the country would look like. I’m very glad I was not driving and got to take it all in. Farms and homes were scattered across every hillside around every corner we turned.

The utter beauty, greenness, and lushness was mind-boggling.

Gorillas and Golden Monkeys

Seeing the gorillas and the golden monkeys is an unquestionable highlight of our lives together. I already wrote a song about it.

Of course I did.

Germany and the Way Home

From Rwanda, we started our journey back home. Three-plus weeks for her and two for me. It felt like an entire lifetime lived.

We had a few layovers. Germany was the most exciting. I had five hours to kill, so I just wandered… and then wandered some more. Security never said anything until I was at the checkpoint to get back inside.

He asked me why I wandered around aimlessly so much. I always have a built-in excuse. I told him I was lost, looking for the way out to McDonald’s.

I finally found a nice officer who told me how to get there. I also had an old friend with a long layover—we were meeting up. His name is Gio.

One guy chuckled, because I tell such good stories. The other guy was extremely German about it.

Then it was home.

Final Thoughts

Thanks to everybody who helped me have the most amazing life imaginable. Hopefully something above explains how and why I visited this geocache. If not, then I am probably just lying, like I love to do.

If you look at the hint before you look for a container, are you even geocaching?

Cause half of what I say is lies, and it takes so much to keep up this disguise.

Found Alaskan Heaven thanks to an Alaskan Angel & Geocaching

I can’t believe I get to write another story about the luckiest boy in the world going on a road trip. Once again, I packed up my favorite camPERVan, Pervvie, this time the destination is Alaska. A teenage dream is finally coming to realization. Driving from home in Maryland to Alaska. Geocaching goals are pretty limited for this road trip. I say that now yet somehow, geocaching will find its way to consume me. Probably some challenge that I don’t even know exists yet (turns out, that thing is chasing D/T’s). My top goal is my last remaining year 2000 in the USA (DONE!) . That’s in Sitka. Other than that, I hope to find all the types in each state and for each date when possible. The top 1000 favorites, I’m getting close to 70% I think. And then of course anything else awesome that catches my eye for no apparent reason. Other stupid checklist goal, playing frisbee in each state. I hope to check off a few of the northern states as I make my way across the land (also done!).

This is the story of me being visited by an Alaskan Angel named Ed. He descended upon me in an ‘87 Toyota Corolla. He first ridiculed me for my chosen location, and then directed me to a spot I was sure I could not get to. He ridiculed me for thinking that as well. What at first was a failed attempt at finding a 10 year lonely multi geocache, turned into 2 days in heaven.

This is mostly just my log from a geocache I found:

This is the story of a lonely multicache that I was excited for, then depressed over, then it changed my life forever. I’m going to start by saying that both stage 1 and 2 both look like they could have been placed yesterday. Recently at an Alaskan Event, I heard conversation that had 3 key words in it. Multi, lonely, and Star Wars…or Trek, I dunno). Multicache is what really grabbed my attention. At the end of the event, we formed a human pyramid, took some pics, and parted ways. I researched this multicache. The puzzle looked straight forward. Thankfully, my best pal Josh is just the kind of dork I needed for this puzzle. He said it took even his nerdy ass a lot of googling to come up with an answer. I took his info out to stage 1. I looked for quite a while, in all the wrong directions. Then as I hung my head with sadness, there it was. I opened it, thinking I might be the first in almost 10 years. What if the puzzle is unreadable? Nope, looks like it was put there yesterday. Amazing. Been here since 2005 I think? Wow. I did the homework and got new information. I plugged it in and started my way to the final. I got to an intersection that locals know well. I as a traveler did not. I turned back. The weather was awful, raining, dreary, just not that pleasant. I could not see 100 feet due to fog. But I was in Alaska having fun! Whatever I was feeling over this lack of multicache, let’s call it depression just for relatability, I need to get ahold of myself. Depression could also be coming from a recent retarded, yet important, loss to the universe. I pulled into a rock quarry that had 2 higher than normal DT’s. I was going to treat myself to those, a nice climb and stretch, get out of this multi-funk. I made a short loop out for those 2, great climbs, quick finds. Then I returned to the van and restrategized. As I sat catching up on real life a bit, watching a funny video my Juggalo pal sent me, and enjoying a smoke, a drunken Alaskan Angel descending upon me in an 87 Toyota Corolla. His name was Ed. He was giving me crap for having this nice van and camping out at a rock quarry. I made sure to let him know I was not doing that, told him there were geocaches here, he told me I was wrong, I told him where I wanted to go, down the road a bit. Ed then gave me hope in life and told me that even though that sign said one thing, people tow boats that 14 miles all the time. Great news! I don’t even have a boat in tow. I immediately got restarted with such a vigor. Socked in with weather almost the entire day, the clouds broke a bit for views from the top. Gorgeous. What a view. It was a loooooong search for the prize. I almost gave up. I am not used to that kind of a hide. Sounds silly now that I type it. The pressure that was released upon opening, such a sweet sound. And I am pretty sure that trackup&glacierkitten left a toot behind as a 10-year surprise. A happy dance occurred. What a great adventure, thanks for providing. Favorite point obvs.

After the multi experience I continued alone to the end of the Bennett Highway. Thanks to Ed, I knew I could. I’m in a 4wd lifted, and well-prepared sprinter. It was a tough road in for sure, not our worst. The rain made parts treacherous. At the end was by far my most amazing spot of heaven that I have been directed to yet. I have found a lot of amazing places because of GC, but this was b/c of a local, so much better, I think. Once I got there, the skies cleared completely. I had perfect blue skies, grazing wispy clouds, and a river singing to me. I could not believe it, again Alaska shows me all the weather options in a single day. It remained perfect, with just enough breeze to keep the skeeters off my peter. I could not believe my luck, and at the same time could. I do claim to be the luckiest boy in the world. I can’t wait to see how that bites me in the ass one day. I stayed there the day, overnight and half the next day. My time there I saw 3 other humans, 2 boats, and I swear to your dog, a partridge in a pear tree. When I left, I stopped for a couple other 4 year lonely hides along the Bennett Highway. I only left for other nonsense GC checklists. Believe it or not, another multi.

CAM season in Maryland again

It is that time of year when Maryland hosts our Cache Across Maryland. They outdid themselves this year. Usually CAM consists of 10 locations scattered around Maryland. This year is a visit to all 26 Maryland counties! I have been hip deep in traveling everywhere, including zigzagging every nook and cranny of Maryland lately. I am almost done CAM, and still have a couple good road trips and hikes to look forward to. It goes without saying we had some of the best days of our lives recently. I put up a bunch of pictures, mostly the dogs, from recent CAM travels throughout Maryland HERE.

Most road trips comes to an end

Day 89:
20,590 miles, and I will stop counting after today.
I woke up at Burke Lake in Arlington, only 2 hours from home, but still not home. And I won’t be home until 5pm. I have a 5pm arrival appointment at home with some very important people. I will see my wife and dogs for the first time in 3 months. I can’t wait to embrace her and roll on the floor with the dogs. What a long strange trip it’s been. I don’t understand why, and stopped worrying about why I am so lucky. I will just ride this wave until the rug gets ripped out from under me. That could be tomorrow. As I was pulling out of a pre-sunrise Burke Lake, the first thing I saw was frisbee baskets. I think that is a sign that my normal life is already returning. I had originally planned to play frisbees in every state I visited. Turns out I only played 1 time. It was very weird how I spent 3 months, nonstop moving and doing, and it somehow feels like I just spun my wheels in place.
My plan for the morning was to head into an empty, Sunday morning DC. I was going to ride my bike around and gather up all the fun there. I got into town, and everything was perfect, the streets were empty, and the weather was amazing. Out of nowhere, and for no reason, I decided I did not want to do that anymore. Instead, I head straight for home base. I had plenty of things I wanted to do before 5pm. Today is the first day in 3 months that I was driving without the assistance of navigation. I saw “95”, knew I could not get lost, and got a bit depressed that the interstate numbers were so high.
On the drive home I stopped by the national park at the harbor. I finished up a couple pieces of geocaching business there, that I had both started, and been unable to complete in past visits. After that it was back to my home area where I dropped off my bike for service, picked up a bunch of crap from work, visited my mother, took a few phone calls from friends welcoming me home and wishing me a happy birthday, and then finally home for a family reunion.
I guess today is the last day I will write a manifesto each day about my activities, photography options, and geocaching adventures. I hope it is not the last time ever, but even if it is, I have lived a much better life than anyone (especially me) deserves.
Thanks for the memories.

I literally just got done adding photos to the photo album HERE.

Playing in Western Maryland to end an epic Roadtrip

Day 88:
20,370 miles and counting.
I woke up this morning in western Maryland, at the high rocks trailhead, the bottom of the hill from the 2001 geocaching hide. I took sunset pics until late, so made camp there.
I never would have dreamed in a million years that I would finish a 90-day road trip by doing one of my favorite things. Playing in the autumn-colored woods of western Maryland, looking for ammunition boxes. I don’t know that life gets a whole lot better than this. I temporarily moved from my country-wide checklist to my Maryland checklist. For some reason I made it my purpose to find every active CAM cache. It’s something I’ve been chipping away at for a couple years. Now that I am done caching across America, it is time to cache across Maryland. I will get back to America tomorrow.
This morning I went straight to Dans state park where I didn’t see another human being at all, on a beautiful fall Saturday. Today’s weather was perfect. Blue skies, lots of clouds passing, 50° maybe 55 in the sun. After a quick stop first thing this morning at Dan‘s mountain I then went to Rocky Gap State Park, where I spent most of my day. I didn’t plan to be there as long as I did, but either this bridge being out is fairly new, or I did some of the poorest route planning of my life. In the end it just resulted in me walking a bunch more miles through the autumn-colored forest in western Maryland. I ended up being there about 4 hours and covered 7-8 miles. Rocky Gap was a two-fer. There was 2 in there I wanted. Then I went to Green Ridge Forest and then Orleans. Those 3 stops were very aggressive, and I thought I might run out of daylight. I made out fine, and still had time to drive to Burke Lake in VA. It was a very long day, and possibly one of my most productive.
There is one more piece of Geocaching business left, if I complete it then I will have had the most successful circle of the country I could imagine.
Wow, I created a very aggressive geocaching wish list map when I left. I never imagined getting so much fun stuff done. I made Burke parking lot my home for the night. Tomorrow at 5pm is when I will see my wife and dogs for the first time in 3 months! I am very excited. I am not sure how I will fill tomorrow. I might spend the morning around DC. Maybe Sunday morning is empty, and I can get some fun stuff done?

I have added a lot lately to the photo album HERE.

Western Maryland Welcomes Me Home

Day 87:
19,850 miles and counting
This morning I left cabin 9 at Table Rock State Park after an amazing couple of days. I’ve been on the road for over 80 days, living alone, eating alone, and mostly being alone, doing everything alone. It’s been the most amazing adventure of my life and I couldn’t be more grateful for it. The last two days have been spent with some of my closest friends at a celebration of a wedding for two beautiful people. I could not be happier for them. I also could not be more thrilled to have been included in their beautiful day. They brought me somewhere I may have never come on my own, Table Rock State Park and the Pretty Place. I got on the road just before sunrise, and I believe I’m just heading to Western Maryland for the day. I should be able to get there before sunset and find somewhere to take some pictures and camp out for the night. But the day is early and my plans typically change 100 times before I get where I’m going.
I turned over the 20,000th mile of this road trip just after crossing into Virginia on I-81, heading towards home over the next couple days. I spent most of the day speeding north, back to my home turf of Maryland. In a surprising plot twist, my wife asked me not to get home until Sunday, a full 48 hours from now. Either there’s a live-in boyfriend situation that needs to be cleaned out before I get home, or she has something to surprise me with when I get home, and wants to be there because it’s my birthday as well. Truth be told, I want her to be there when I get home too. The best way to ensure that is schedule my arrival around her busy life. I did not stop forward momentum today too much. Mainly for feeding Pervvie her delicious liquids, and a few pictures and tinkle stops. I made it to the firetower trailhead in western Maryland that leads to High Rocks. I was a bit later than anticipated, and I had to jog most of the way up. I made it in plenty of time to see an amazing sunset, get some great pics, and find the really old geocache from 2001. This trailhead is the perfect spot to call home for the night. After a headlamp hike back down the mountain in the pitch black, I made some dinner and settled in for the night with some music and junk food. Tomorrow I will kill a day hiking around western Maryland, and then hopefully head toward Arlington for 1 piece of unfinished business. After that, I will have successfully completed the most unrealistic, impossible, satisfying checklist of my life.
When I take these type of pictures of myself, I have always been able to say I was completely safe. I always use a shutter release. I forgot my remote in the van. The van was a mile away, straight downhill. For these pics I used the built in, 10-second camera timer. I had to sprint into this position. I almost tumbled to my death each and every time. I said each and every time was the last time, but then the light kept getting better. Thankfully I did not die this time, but I will have to die sometime soon. Hopefully while failing at doing something awesome like this.

I have added a lot lately to the photo album HERE.

Road Trip Show Ending Wedding

Just like every good TV show, this road trip has come to an end with a wedding. A lovely union of 2 very fun people.

Day 85:
I woke up in my van at Sassafras Mountain, South Carolina’s highest point. Unfortunately, it was cloudy and rainy and there was no sunrise to be seen. This is probably only the second or third time I have seen rain in three months. I actually enjoyed it. I opened up all the windows, let the fresh rain air in, let it get freezing cold, and climbed under a blanket. I just did nothing for a little while and enjoyed the mountain rain song. Now it was time to go see friends for the first time in 3 months! I drove down the mountain to Table Rock. A whole bunch of us are renting the cabins for a wedding. I spent today with 2 of my bestest friends from home. It was the first time in 3 months that I have been a passenger in anyway. I have driven 20k miles in a row, over 3 months, since the last time I was a passenger. We visited a couple waterfalls and a dead end tunnel. We had a great time, caught up, and enjoyed being in nature. That evening there was a rehearsal dinner. I was invited and uninvited to that dinner twice, that has to be a societal record. I was on my own for the evening, where I did nothing. After the rehearsal dinner a bunch of us got together, around the campfire, to make fun of the rest of us that did not show up at that campfire. Then it was off to a very uncomfortable bed. I thought about sleeping in the van, but I did pay for this uncomfortable bed.

Day 86:
I woke up in cabin 9 in Table Rock State Park. I really might sleep in the van tonight. Billy and Jen called first thing to go back out exploring again. The wedding was at 2, so we had the morning. We caught breakfast, and then over to the mill and petroglyphs. Here I ran into a very interesting couple, and family. Visually they stood out, and they knew it. I knew I had seen this man before. He was too unique and colorful to mix up with some other bum. So I asked him, where I might have seen him. Just then it clicked, sunset at Sassafras Mountain the other night. We get to chatting about travel and picture things, and then parted to both explore the mill with our respective families. About 30 minutes later I look and see there is an actual geocache at this mill. I tell my friends I am with, and it was only 100 feet away. I look, and wouldn’t you know it, that same family was rummaging through an ammo box, and signing their fake internet name on litter. How fun is that?! That sparked up another 10 minute conversation that would bore any non-geocacher to tears. Billy is a good sport, he hung in there and feigned interest. What an unexpected fun addition right at the end of my roadtrip.
Today is the wedding, it is at the Pretty Place, which I hear is spectacular. I also hear that the internet ruined it for the locals. Thanks internet.
The wedding ceremony at the Pretty Place and reception back at Table Rock were a highlight of my trip. The weather was perfect, the wedding was a ton of fun, and seeing loved ones for the first time in 3 months was great. Tomorrow I will start a slow drive back home, arriving and ending my roadtrip later this weekend.

I have added a lot lately to the photo album HERE.