No gorillas for us, colon dash open-parentheses

It is a sad story, and a long boring one, but we will not be able to go see the gorillas. That means that the gorilla hair situation will remain in disarray for at least another year. Our missionary work to help bring the mountain gorillas conditioner for their poor excuse of hairdos is being put on hold. Wifey is sad, but these things happen…even to the luckiest boy in the world and his trusty traveling through life companion. We had an amazing 2 weeks of safari in the Serengeti. Always a win for Team Sellers.
To use a term coined by a peeler friend of ours, at least there is no longer a chance of me getting aperaped, a thought that brings about a different kind of sadness.

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